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juice | 23 | whole lotta fun

asmeesh

Morning warmup. It’s -20 out and the birds are extra round

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cocksley-and-catapult

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ISSUE 800: zeeige

22 august 2023

its-tortle

i don't know who needs to hear this, but you're allowed to gain weight in your twenties. you are a grown ass adult now. your body can and should not be the same as it was at seventeen. allow it to grow along with you <3

puru2

they’re called love handles because. i love the handles. is that anything

puru2

they’re called love handles because i handles them with love

shillelagh

they're called love handles because i love to handles them

gehinnom

I’ve been having a lot of feelings about the downfall of quality lately.

I ordered a pair of Dickies pants because pants are hard and workwear is usually reliable. When they arrived they were the scratchiest, most papery material–I can’t actually call it fabric in good faith–and fit a full three sizes too small. A week later I found the same pair in a thrift store, dated 2017. These are actual pants. They fit, they’re not made of asbestos. They’re only separated by time.

There’s no wood used in interior design unless it’s a custom build. I have a set of wealthy relatives who live in a condo. The downpayment for it was likely more money than I will see in my lifetime. The floors and the cabinets are all still laminate. I know I will never see real wood in a building constructed after 2000. Every “apartment hack” I see online has this very conspicuous, flat appearance because of all the paint and contact paper required to make these builds look personal in any way. The only natural materials are in the furnishings.

I’ve been harping on this for years, but everything is shit, nothing is designed to work, and “growth” and “profit” are just euphemisms for cutting corners until things are unworkable.

macleod

everything is more expensive, and everything is getting shittier.

tummyacheworld

i respect people who want to keep their menstruation to themselves but i have to make it everyone's problem. Literally if it was socially acceptable to lead every conversation with "I'm menstruating" i would.

tummyacheworld

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that's exactly how it feels. say it

aweega

jeff the tiller's crops are green and flourishing today

aweega

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herbs to bring to jeff the griller so he can use it as a garnish for his steak. they're bringing it to jeff the iller who is unfortunately not feeling well today

aweega

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no......... i shant say.......................

manywinged

nothing fills you with greater false confidence than managing to wake up early once

manywinged

"this sleep schedule shit is easy" (← about to learn a lesson straight out of a fucked up traditional fairytale punishment)

pencil drawing of eddie brock running on a treadmill. he has a plain t shirt, shorts with zip up pockets and sneakers with socks on. his water bottle with 3 unparseable stickers is visible. he has an airpod in. he is VERY sweaty, has sweat stains on almost all parts of his clothes and his hair drips. he's breathing fairly hard, and it looks like he's on the highest speed for the treadmill. he is still fat. venom, in his head, asks "WHY ARE WE DOING THIS AGAIN" and eddie says "you'll see!"ALT
pencil drawing of eddie brock and peter parker. text at the top reads "Later, at home". peter is leaning into eddie with his nose pressing into the crook of his neck. he has his shirt balled up in his fist. he looks very pleased, and his nostril is raised as if he is sniffing. eddie is leaned a little back, but is clearly enamored by the attention, smiling smugly with his large canines on display and looking away. one of his hands is tucked behind his head while the other moves to cradle peter's waist should he move any closer. text near peter's head says "SNFFFF." while down his back it says "lean". venom, in eddie's head, says "OHHH ! X3"ALT

sniffing…

a front-facing pencil drawing of eddie brock. his head is tipped to his left, and his eyes are closed. he's smiling widely with his teeth on display and mouth open, showing his canines to be big and fang-like (but soft)ALT
pencil drawing of peter parker and eddie brock. they're facing one another; peter is wide-eyed and flushed staring at an abashed eddie who is covering his open mouth with a hand. peter has two thought bubbles around his head, one that says "HOLY SHIT" obscured by his head, while the other says "teeth... teeth..." small text down by his chest in the approximate place his heart would be reads "BEAT BEAT BEAT". eddie says "...uh w-what does my breath stink or somethin?" a thought bubble behind him reads "HE HATES ME???" while a sect of text denoting venom speaking in his head says "NO HE DOESN'T."ALT

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